Sex with the Boss/School Bully

I lay in bed with my boss after having partaken in carnal pleasures - disturbing enough. We were talking about all the information I had gotten out of certain people, including ex-employees. More disconcerting was the whole idea that I absolutely 100% worshipped him.

Then I was over in France visiting my mate. The first night she had to go to work so she gave me a few letters that she’d written to me but not sent. As she was about to drive off, I remembered that I had one for her too so I brought it out to her. She was very quiet from the moment I arrived, not her usual bubbly self. I didn’t mind that she had to work and quite happily agreed to babysit her kids.

The house was huge and scary with a massive stained glass window half way up the stairs. In the dark, a face kept appearing and then fading away every time I neared the bottom of the staircase. I was supposed to be clearing up, but I seemed to be making more mess. As soon as I swept something off the floor, more stuff appeared. There was cereal all over the ceramic tiled floor.

Next thing, I was in a school causing trouble because someone was muscling in on a guy I really liked. I pushed her over and consequently ended up having a fight with her. The guy in question was most impressed, dragged me off her and slipped his arm around my shoulders – I got the boy! I then remembered that I was supposed to be looking after my friend’s kids so I ran back to the house. She was already home from work; she wasn’t mad with me but was still very down about something.

[the first bit of this dream stayed with me all day, at work, with my boss. I felt rather embarrassed!]

Gold Lamé

I was stuck on a disused space station with no way of getting home. All attempts at reviving the shuttlecraft failed. The rest of the crew consisted of Jack O’Neill and Teal’c from Stargate. We stood around contemplating our options, discussing all possibilities but decided that it was pretty much futile.

Rather disturbingly, Teal’c was disguised as a woman, dressed in a gold lamé strapless dress, heels, green eye shadow and red lipstick! Even stranger was the fact that everyone he came into contact with was totally convinced that he was a woman (yes, everyone on the disused space station). We ate in a restaurant and the waitress started pinching food off my plate to give to my kids who were sitting on the floor. I got really mad at her and demanded a refill of my starter.

Parlez Francais?

Hubby and I sold everything and moved to Brittany. The house we bought (very quickly) looked lovely from the outside, but inside it looked remarkably like my parents’ 3-bed semi ex-council house from 20 years ago, including similar giant yellow sunflower wallpaper in the lounge. I kept wondering why we’d moved to France and bought this house.

Hubby got some casual work and on a day out with my friend who also moved to Brittany (for real), we found him working in a hypermarket sliding across the warehouse floor on his belly!! In a bazaar twist, he had a long floppy blonde wedge cut, when he actually has no hair and it was never blonde.

The kids happily went to a French school and everyone seemed to be getting by without speaking much French, which I couldn’t figure out. Everyone was really happy and relaxed but I felt that it was wrong, that I was missing something important and that my family were just pretending to be content.

Werewolves

Scary dream about werewolves

[I'd watched ‘Dog Soldiers’ the night before. Werewolves have that effect on me. I watched ‘American Werewolf in London’ when I was 13 and it scared the shit out of me. I had nightmares on and off for 6 months, and since then, have pretty much refused to watch anything with them in. I got cocky last night and figured it would be ok ‘cos it wasn’t that scary…]