Naked Meeting

I was getting ready for a meeting at work except it was being held at the high school that my kids go to. I was having a wardrobe crisis but then remembered that I was supposed to go naked. I undressed and stood in front of a full length mirror and realised that my ‘landing strip’ hadn’t been tended to. I started to panic but decided to get dressed instead. I put on a black skirt and knee length boots. I then started to worry that my feet would hurt in the walk to the school because the boots were new. I got to the meeting on time and my boss (Rookie) was standing at the top of some stairs wearing a salmon pink suit! We went into a large room that had only plastic chairs in a circle. There were perhaps 20 of us. Michelle, an old friend from school, came up to me and told me that I shouldn’t talk to this other girl (Anna from work). Anna then came up behind me and told me I shouldn’t talk to Michelle. It was like being back at school. Then someone I didn't know came up to me to make some bitchy comment about Anna’s upcoming wedding. Once the meeting was underway, which was more like a free-for-all debate, I started to panic that I was naked. Thankfully I was still dressed.

Sex-in-a-box/Bungalow

Stu was playing peeping Tom in women’s changing rooms but the women turned it around on him. 10 women descended on him for a ‘lick-fest’, 10 minutes of pure pleasure for him! I was watching. He bought me a sex-in-a-box present, something similar to what he’d experienced and I was very excited about it. I got home and mum was sitting at the kitchen table. I showed her the box and she grinned saying it looked like fun.

Stu and I were driving around an old housing estate and came to a dead end - some allotments, where the entrance was piled high with dirt. He drove straight over it and I spotted Bim/Theresa (my ex Andrew’s little sister). She was so pleased to see me. She hugged me and made me promised I would visit.

Then I was looking around a house. I’d been in it before but hadn’t seen the extent of it. I’d seen the bungalow from the road and the front living space with large rooms, but I hadn’t been aware of the rooms out back. There was a second lounge which must have been the size of a village hall. There were bedrooms off that too. I wanted it and spoke to the old lady who lived there.

Treading Water

I was with Fred (from work), who looked like Chris (my friend’s other half), in a canal lock. The water was filthy and there were bits of wood and other debris floating around. We were treading water and getting a bit carried away... I wanted more.

Shooting/David Boreanaz

I was out driving my 4x4 with Richard (an improved version of an old friend’s brother) and planned to spend the night at his. But as we drove down London Road/Crane Hill, there was something going on ahead involving several cars. At first we thought it was an accident but as we got closer it became clear that there was a shootout in progress. I didn’t slow in time and ended up doing a 3-point turn right in front of the shooters. They weren’t interested in us and we got away unharmed. I called my parents and asked if Richard, and a couple that had appeared in the back of the 4x4, could stay the night at ours (I still lived at home). I was disappointed!

Next I was sitting with my old next door neighbour Debbie. She said there was a guy that wanted to meet me. There were 4 of us laying on a bed chatting - me, Debbie, this unknown chap and David Boreanaz (Angel from Buffy). I went to the loo happy that I had David, pretty much enthralled and this other guy as a possibility. When I returned, Debbie and the no-name chap had gone. David told me that she had lent over to kiss him and then left. I was furious! I told David to wait there while I went after them. I found them in a coffee shop, waited outside. When they came out and sat on a bench, I approached them. They were eating crisps and acting all lovey-dovey. I commented on how it was her third bag and no wonder she was fat, and then walked off. Next thing, they were arguing. I had a smug grin on my face as I returned to David.