Naked Meeting

I was getting ready for a meeting at work except it was being held at the high school that my kids go to. I was having a wardrobe crisis but then remembered that I was supposed to go naked. I undressed and stood in front of a full length mirror and realised that my ‘landing strip’ hadn’t been tended to. I started to panic but decided to get dressed instead. I put on a black skirt and knee length boots. I then started to worry that my feet would hurt in the walk to the school because the boots were new. I got to the meeting on time and my boss (Rookie) was standing at the top of some stairs wearing a salmon pink suit! We went into a large room that had only plastic chairs in a circle. There were perhaps 20 of us. Michelle, an old friend from school, came up to me and told me that I shouldn’t talk to this other girl (Anna from work). Anna then came up behind me and told me I shouldn’t talk to Michelle. It was like being back at school. Then someone I didn't know came up to me to make some bitchy comment about Anna’s upcoming wedding. Once the meeting was underway, which was more like a free-for-all debate, I started to panic that I was naked. Thankfully I was still dressed.